Come to Papa!!

im getting this soon..
waiting it to be deliver to my door step..
can make it fast please?
:)

Some jokes i would like to share while im away :)

If u had a bad day..
i hope this can make u smile and change ur day a lil bit..
cheers..
live by the rule of "happy and enjoy life"
:D


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

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Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'.
'My father grows beans,' said one student.
'My father cooks beans,' said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'

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Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others as they never allow me to sleep.

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Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

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Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Graduation..

At last..
i graduated..
not totally graduated..
but half of it yes..
i finally finish my foundation program..
and now heading up to degree program..
that would end in another 2 year ++..
wish me luck people..
:)













these are the people that i called assignment + fun buddy..
trust me..
they are nice people..
and sometime..
we can be really mean...
haha..
could u believe me that i only have this 2 picture for the graduation night..
i wanted to get the cert giving picture..
but is is just too much..
rm80 for the package..
killing me...
way to much for a student could afford..
hahahha..
i do have a lot of picture taken that night..
but wasnt taken by me..
so people..
get what i mean?
send me those picture that we took together that night..
ok?
guess thats it folk..
chiow for now..
tata titi tutu..

Curtin Idol 2009 preliminary round

hehe..
yeap..
thats right..
i joined Curtin Idol 2009 preliminary round..
haha..
it was fun..
practice for the whole week..
3 of us actually joined this thing..
i go solo..
and the other 2 go for duet..
on that day..
i sung perfect from simple plan..
i chose this song was because..
this song brought me to the guitar world..
other word..
1st song i learn for my guitar lesson..
i tried to upload 1 video in..
but it is not working..
maybe the file is too large i guess..
well..
maybe the connection here sucks i guess?
but here a picture i can show..









im the contestant number 27..
overall there were 32 contestants..
and here are some prove that i made the payment to enter this competition.
hahha..










rm15..
:)







yeap..
thats me...
i didnt sung it well that day..
maybe because too nervous..
and the other thing is..
the sound system are suck!!
but i tried my best..
the other contestants for this event..
all were superb..haha..
nice singing all..
yea yea yea yea...
only 12 manage to the final which is on the curtin open day..
which already past..
and i didnt manage to enter the final!!
SOB SOB SOB(crying)
not Son Of a B****..
k?
hahaha..
again..
it was fun..
i wont do something that isnt fun..
haha..

Im back..therefore,im updating..

lately im so lazy to update my blog..
just not as active as last time..
thinking what to post is giving me tons of headache..
hence..
im so not going to be a writer or something..
so..
today..
going to update what i had been up to lately..
guess what??
im having my tuition free week now = holidays up to 2 weeks..
so..
holidays is killing me..besides..
i have to study for this free weeks..because the upcoming 2 weeks later..im gonna have my mid terms test...therefore..have to study..
okay..
now let me bring u back to the past few weeks..
i find out this was funny..
so share it with u guys..
my friend and i was in Bintang Plaza..
so we parked our car in the basement..
after a walk and some window shopping..
i get tired and thinking to go back..
so..
we go back..
drive out to the check point where we have to pay for the parking tickets..
i suddenly realized that we lost the ticket..
forgotten where we kept it..
we search all around in the car..still cant find it..
there were few car waiting for their turn to pay tickets too..
the lady insisted us to move forward to avoid jam on the ticket line..
so we got to move forward and find a spot to search again...
i paid deposit of rm50 for the ticket until we found the ticket we can claim back the rm50 again..
so we search search search search and search..
still cant find it..finally we came out with an idea to search at the basement parking where we park our car earlier on..
so we ran there..
imagine this...
running in a mall?
feels like participating the amazing race show where all the cameras were running with us too..
hahaha..
once we reach there..
the ticket are actually on the spot where i parked my car earlier on..
BINGO..
we found it..
but with the Tyre printed on it..
hahaha..
what a day..
but it was fun..
so we go forward and claim back our rm50...
thank goodness..
rm50 is save this time..
happy face after we found the ticket..








haha..
fun..
hope no more next time..
could stop ur heart a beat for moment..
:P
what??
rm50 meant a lot for me as a student what...
i can eat for the entire 2 weeks with that rm50 larr...
hahaha..