Wise of me:)

Way back before exam..
i downloaded a full collections of batman..
hehe..
the reason why i downloaded these is because..
i was preparing my self for this school holiday that im having right now..
so..
i downloaded a lot of movies so that could heal my boringness in Niah..
so u should know why i name this post as WISE OF ME:)..
hehe..
day before i was busying playing my Ikariam(it is a free browser war game)
i was occupied by that game..
so didnt start to watch my collections..
until 2day..
nothing much happening in the game..
so i started to watch movie to help me out a little bit..
so..
i started out with batman..
i downloaded the batman collections(1989 till 2005)
the dark knight excluded..
because the time i was downloading these..
the clear copy of the dark knight was not out yet..
i know what you are thinking of right now..
hell yea..that is right..
:)
i haven watch the dark knight yet..
haha..
no worries..
im downloading it right now..
probadly by tommorow should be ok..
back to the point..
among the five collections...
i like batman begin(2005) the most..
the rest because it is too old...
but this one..
a little bit modern..
so i like it..
how about let me show a little bit of it..






how do you like that??
nice?
it kinda cool for me..
hehe...
well..
what attracts me the most in this movie is HIS gadgets!!
really!!
i love those gadgets that he is having in this movie..
man!!
i wish i could have those..
besides..
the heroin make the movie a great one for me too..
gosh!!
she is hot..
seriusly...
let me show you guys few pictures of her..





how about that??
fuh!!
her name is katie holmes..
age im not so sure..
haha...
how about another one?






better stop now..
or else i wont be able to post more..
cause im melting now..
hahaha..
fuh..
if i ever have any one that just look like her as my gf...
fuh..
im very sure..
i will never ever look for someone else..
seriusly..
haha..
okayy..
i guess thats it..
i shared my interest about the movie..
so i better out of here then..
im still thinking what should my next post be?
either about the dark knight..
or
about my game, ikariam..
or...
maybe neither..
hahah..
so thats it!!
:)

I like this song..

This song called :
It's Hard to Say by
The Used..
i like this song because some part of the lyrics represent things happen in my life..
that's right..
some times things aren't that easy to explain..
no matter how hard you try..
so..
yea..
IT'S HARD TO SAY...
haha..

haha..another 1..

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived

happily ever after

in Toronto However, the poor lady was not very proficient

in English, but did

manage to communicate with her husband.



The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for

groceries.



One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken

legs. She didn't

know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,

clucked like a chicken

and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got

the message, and

gave her the chicken legs.



Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she

didn't know how to say

it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her

blouse to show the

butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave

her some chicken

breasts.



On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

husband to the

store..












What were you thinking?
Gotcha..
:)

few jokes i wana share with u guys..

Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now Im going to retrieve it.

The old farmer replied, This is my property, and you are not coming over here.

The indignant lawyer said, I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you dont let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, Apparently, you dont know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.

The lawyer asked, What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?

The farmer replied, Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyers groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the mans nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmers third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, Okay, you old coot! Now, its my turn!

The old farmer smiled and said, No, I give up. You can have the duck!





Oh Shit!!!

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"





Qualifying for Heaven

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

P/S : for those that dont understand..be a lawyer..
u need 2 lie alot..
and of course..
heaven wont want a liar to be in..
so..
LAUGH NOW!!
haha..




Picking a punishment

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

One Night Wet..

I have something NICE to share here..
quite interesting..
under 18 readers..
pls ask permission from your parent to read this..
or ask them to accompany you while you read it..
and if u feel lazy to read..
feel free to ask your parent to read it for u..
haha..
so....
here we go..
the story begin with a girl asking for my number..
she did not approach me and ask for number..
but instead..
she asked it from my sister..
so my sister gave her..
then..
she messaged me..
and of course i replied her..
to know more where she got my number from and who is SHE..
right?
i bet u guys will also do the same what..
haha..
day by day..
time passes so fast..
our relationship getting better..
we contacted each other everyday..
one day without messaging her..
i feel incomplete(chewah, exaggerated la pula)
she keep telling me that she likes me..
she knew me for a long time..
and i never realized her existence(again..exaggerated)
haha..
it's about 3 month of knowing her and we never meet up..
even though both of us are mirian..
so..
one day..
i decided to asked her out..
i feel happy when she did not even reject it..
and she said she been waiting for me to ask her out for quite sometime..
apalagi..
we went out la..
i was so worry..
worry that she turns out to be the ugly 1..
then mati la me..
i tried asked my sister about her appearance..
but..
my sister refuses to describe..
back to the story..
we promise to meet up at starbuck..
because over excited..
i went early..
suddenly a girl wearing a pink spaghetti strap with jeans mini skirt..
approach me and ask :
hi..kenny right??
my mouth open wide from the moment she called me..
so..
i show my machoness la..
then i stood straight and say :
indeed..i am kenny..anything i can help u miss?
and she replied :
that great..
i am xxxx...(dont want to reveal her name)
suprisingly..
she is the girl that i been messaging all this while..
im like......
OH MY GOD!!!
untung nya aku!!!
hahaha..
then i stop for wile..
and i asked her..
do you feel regret going out for a date with me now?
haha..
then she replied with her smooth and soft voice..
no..i feel happy that i can see you 2day..
then i keep smiling the whole day..
hahaha..
we went out around 1pm..
we go for a movie..
for a meal..
for some indoor game..
and guess what..
one day is gone..
and now it's time to go home..
she asked me to send her home..
so i sent her..
because earlier on..
it was her uncle who sent her to starbuck..
she live somewhere in pujut..
once i reach her home..
i was amused of her house..
it's freaking big..
and actualy..
i was wrong..
that's not her house..
the big house i mention is her neighbour 1..
hahhaa..
so i stop the car in front of her house..
and she looked into my eyes....
and again..
with her sweet soft voice..
inviting me to go inside to have a cup of coffee..
again..
my mouth open wide..
unbelievable..
what a day..
haha..
then i masuk la her house..
then she make a cup of coffee for me..
and i forgotten to tell her that i dont drink coffee...
but nvm..
skali skala..
haha..
so..
she sat beside me..
i can feel my heart beat so fast when she sits next to me..
i can feel it is really close until sometimes i feel that she is going to kiss me..
some more she still on her mini skirt..
my heart beat more faster!!!!!!!
i start to crap something..
to subsidies my nervousness
so that some conversation going on..
SUDDENLY.................
















i heard some one call my name...
"kenny..kenny..kenny..kenny..
wake up..wake up..wake up..
it already 8am..wake up..wake up.."
i was like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there goes my sweetdream!!!!!!
gone like that..
and guess what..
thanks to my sister..
she wake me up because she wants me to send her to work...
great right????
hahahhaahahhahhaa...


P/S
actually..
what i've written..
i made it up..
it's not reality..
sorry..
i was over boring in niah..
nothing to do..
so came up with this idea..
to trick up u guys..
hahahha..
sorry!!!
hahaha...

B a t u N i a H

Exam over a week ago..
after exam..
we celebrated like there is no tomorrow..
and now time has come..
time for me to go back niah..
wondering what i gonna do in niah?
well..
i going to...
be a good boy..
help out my dad with the business lo..
luckily shop have the internet access..
i wont be so damn boring..
as u all know..
batu niah is a boring place..
try google up BATU NIAH MIRI SARAWAK MALAYSIA..
i bet all u get is all about the big cave we have here..
nothing special about the cave for me..
been there few times liaw..
let me save ur time a bit here and no need to google up..
cz what im about to show is going to be the same with what u gonna found..









nothing i can blog about this..
so..
this mean..
i probadly wont update my blog that often..
but if i discover something funny or fun to share around..
ill surely post something out la..
heheh..
k?
so that is all for now fellas..
maybe maybe my next post would be about DURIANS!!!
hehe..
batu niah famous for her durians..

in order to make this blog to be a successful one..

To make this blog interesting..
there are few things i need..
first of all..i need my phone..
hehe..
cz it has camera..
and i dont own any digital camera..
i need this to take alot of pictures and upload it into my blog..
i believe..
more picture will make my blog nicer..
so..
HP indeed important..
hehe..
next important thing is..........
of course me..
without me..
this blog wont even existed..
hahaha..
so..a picture of me and my hp..
after all..
hope u guys enjoy it..