haha..another 1..

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived

happily ever after

in Toronto However, the poor lady was not very proficient

in English, but did

manage to communicate with her husband.



The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for

groceries.



One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken

legs. She didn't

know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,

clucked like a chicken

and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got

the message, and

gave her the chicken legs.



Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she

didn't know how to say

it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her

blouse to show the

butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave

her some chicken

breasts.



On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

husband to the

store..












What were you thinking?
Gotcha..
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